HAZARDOUS MATERIALS SHEET

ELEMENT : Women

SYMBOL: Wo

 

DISCOVERER: Adam

 

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg but known to vary from 40-200kg

 

OCCURENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas

 

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
• Surface usually covered in painted film
• Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason
• Melts if given special treatment
• Bitter if incorrectly used
• Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
• Yields if pressure is applied in correct places

 

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
• Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
• Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
• Insoluble in liquids but actively greatly in saturation of alcohol
• Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
• Highly ornamental especially in sports car
• Can be a great aid to relaxation

 

COMMON USES
• Very effective cleaning agent
• Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
• Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

 

HARZARDS: highly dangerous except in experienced hands
(Culled from http://www.jesussite.com/jokes)

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