KIDS on the BIBLE!…hilarious

Hello peeps, how are you doing? Happy democracy day,ill love to share a few jokes i came across yesterday in my church bulletin, they will crack you up for sure…

My church? Covenant Christian Centre! www.insightsforliving.org

Enjoy… The statements below are said to have been written by actual students, they are genuine and not retouched!

  • Noah‘s ark was called Joan of Ark
  • the Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert, afterwards, Moses went up on mount cyanide to get the ten commandments.
  • the first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple
  • the fifth commandment is to humor your father and your mother
  • the greatest miracle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him
  • the epistles were wives of the apostles
  • the people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels
  • Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines
  • Moses died before he ever reached Canada. the Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Gerritol
  • one of the opossums was st. matthew who was also a taxi man
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