My church? Covenant Christian Centre! www.insightsforliving.org
Enjoy… The statements below are said to have been written by actual students, they are genuine and not retouched!
- Noah‘s ark was called Joan of Ark
- the Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert, afterwards, Moses went up on mount cyanide to get the ten commandments.
- the first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple
- the fifth commandment is to humor your father and your mother
- the greatest miracle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him
- the epistles were wives of the apostles
- the people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels
- Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines
- Moses died before he ever reached Canada. the Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Gerritol
- one of the opossums was st. matthew who was also a taxi man