For Guys Only!

I saw this somewhere on a piece of paper some time ago and decided to share here. While i am not a professional on love & relationships, i can hold my own if the occasion demands; but i am a good fan of having a great laugh and this made me laugh. I saw the picture somewhere and decided to combine both. What do you think about it all? 
*Laughing*
 maria
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS SHEET
ELEMENT : Women

SYMBOL : Wo

DISCOVERER : Adam

ATOMIC MASS : Accepted at 53.6kg but known to vary from 40-200kg

OCCURRENCES : Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
• Surface usually covered in painted film
• Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason
• Melts if given special treatment
• Bitter if incorrectly used
• Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
• Yields if pressure is applied in correct places

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
• Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
• Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
• Insoluble in liquids but actively greatly in saturation of alcohol
• Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
• Highly ornamental especially in sports car
• Can be a great aid to relaxation

COMMON USES
• Very effective cleaning agent
• Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
• Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

HAZARDS : highly dangerous except in experienced hands

(Culled from http://www.jesussite.com/jokes)

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